My neighbor went to a foreign country, she met a man, lived with him for a while. When he dumped her, she was very upset. So she came back, said she missed him; when her friend talked about her, she said it’s like they were in this sick game. He’s bad for her, but he’s inside her brain, under her skin. So she needs help.

My friend said she feels she’s getting old. She said she working hard, tried to achieve something, but still not sure when she could have the result. She said her friend still looks young, and her complexion is also better. So she wants to take care of her wrinkles, speed cell turnover, making her complexion luminous.

A guy said his neighbor was a weirdo but got a girl. When asked how long they’d been together? He said they were together about two months. Since they just always got together, drinking champagne, smoking dope, living it up a bit, so his friend asked how he treated her? He said he treated her well, and said they seemed to have all those lovely nights ahead. And he was a little bit jealous.

A girl said she’s single again, following an unanticipated divorce. But she said she’s busy, eating out, cooking for herself, going on holiday, doing charity, and learning a foreign language, She said she has friends, can land a man, but she wants her independent, feels a sense of self worth because she’s responsible for herself and she can try something she’s never done before.

A girl said at the party that she grew up in a remote area, but had a lot of love. So a friend was curious, said like, “Really?” She said yes, but when she moved to city, she experienced trauma and tragedy. The friend said like, “Trauma and tragedy?” She said like, “Yep,” so she started to create something, and her creative works were depicting her lost love and her people.

My friend said she trusts her gut. She said she likes her coworker, after grabbing a drink they hang out ever since. When a girl asked her about it, said it was very interesting, and she even didn’t believe it, said like, “Is it true? It really happened?” She said yes. She said she’s not afraid to try dating different people.

A girl said she spends a lot of money to make her look younger, beautiful because she thinks this is her wisest move. She said there are certain things non-negotiable and her lover must be honest, no cheating; and she said that’s all, for those things just like her drinking coffee everyday, sleeping with a pillow.

My coworker said she feels her friends are sensitive, so she needs to censor herself. But before she said she would do the opposite when others did the same thing because she wanted to say what she felt, writing what she wanted, even though someone she tried to make her like something she was not.

My coworker said since the first time a sale girl swiped a lipstick on her lips she fell in love with lip- marker-pencil, makeup and skincare products. Now she goes everywhere for beauty shopping, and buy skin-care products and facial mask because she knows they will resurface her skin, making her face like baby-faced skin.

My neighbor said she felt lucky that she didn’t choose a major when was young because she knew there were certain things she wanted. When she met some friends who were professionals she had an idea of becoming a designer and she started her business.

Some people said they like to fantasize things and send messages to their crushes because they sometimes would ask which of their friends would they want to go on a date with. So others said they like to flirt because they like to say stuff in a vaguely pattern, and they get the same lies in return.

My friend seemed to be a different person because she did face massage, which shifted trapped fluid on face, drained away puffiness, toned muscle, and stimulated micro-circulation. So she said like, “That’s why people said I’m different because my skin looks wonderful!”

My friend’s a people person, he lived in foreign countries, which let him be good at dealing with different people, customers, and sourcing providers. When he went to travel last time, he not just got the job done, but also found his lover in life, and he’s brilliant! 

My friend said she tried to avoid being perceived as tricky, difficult, and arrogant in the workplace; so she never raised her voice because it runs the risk of being labeled, but she still had some heated moments and intimidating situation where she didn’t know if she should stand up for herself.

My coworker’s very nice and kind because she’s learned a lot from her friend and she always keeps herself in check, asking herself if she did some crap thing, not being kind to others, and said sometimes she’s not good enough for certain things.

A guy said he liked something, but disliked other things, so his girlfriend was puzzled; when he said he not loyal to some brands, groups, her girlfriend was not happy because she felt his attitude made her difficult to have a long-term plan.

My friend’s very nice and kind because she’s learned a lot from her daily life. Now she always keeps herself in check, asking herself if she said a lot of crap, being kind to others. Sometimes she reminds herself that she needs to realize that she’s not good enough for certain things, others are better than her.

My neighbor’s been working hard for many years and successful. He likes green life, working as volunteer, and sometimes when he realized institutionalized racism he refused the opportunity and said like, “I can never allow myself to slip back into a certain ignorance.”

A girl said when she was young she wanted to accomplish something, have personal fulfillment because she didn’t want to be like her mother, who fell in love when she was young and her life was just raising children, doing things like many women do. After accomplishing something, she said she wanted to like her mother, to have kids, so she could have both.

A girl said she’s successful and now has a huge adjustment about her life: she dated a guy, got married, and has a baby. Then her motherhood made her wonder: “Career is less important than kids?”

A girl said she tried to avoid being perceived as tricky, difficult, in the workplace; so she avoids to raise her voice, which runs the risk of being labeled even though there were some heated moments and intimidating situation; so she asked should she stand up for herself?

A girl said she likes sports, green life, arts, and bought fancy clothes, shoes, accessories, but she never wears them. Since she fears her sexy cloth would make her feel a bit naked, she only wears her usual stuff to avoid polite attention.

A girl said she always walks carefully in her life because she likes her freelancer job, she likes sports, green life, arts, but she’s unsure about its future. She also likes her guy, but she’s unsure about getting married. Since her life is an unending insecurity, she’s doing everything carefully.

My friend’s very nice, almost no flaws. She likes green life, arts, foreign languages, and people love her, but she has to deal with different people: crooks, sexists, street hustlers. Since she learned all the tough things, she’s still nice.

My friend’s always wanting people to try something new because her passion is about changing status quo. But she’s blamed by her opponents because they said she’s radical, and she feels freak-out and she’s like, “What?”

A friend said he liked travel, lived by himself for long time. When he started to date, his girlfriend found interesting things: he had low self-esteem, didn’t want others find his secrets, which let his girlfriend realized that no one is perfect, and she even appreciated him let her know his secrets.

A friend said he didn’t have money, but he was lucky, he considered it from good timing. When applied for a project, he was waiting to be approved for long time. You know what? On the April Fool’s day, he received a “Yes”.

If you prepared long time for your high-stakes moment because you have an important interview, you may feel you’ve tried it like your hit or miss opportunity, but you may regret about your chance because when you needed all your talent, energy, you came short, so you feel bad, thinking about getting some help.

A girl said when she traveling, she found green life is interesting and wants to do something, but she doesn’t know how to have a long-term plan, so she thinks if she jumps into it she may not have enough energy to handle it, if she waits for her plan and her inspiration, it can make her lazy, waiting forever.

My neighbor said she’s smart, pretty, but feels sometimes too girly. She likes shopping, wants to be foreever young; when her feminine look let her falling in love, she realized her guy was weird, and he’s a womanizer. #foreveryoung #funtime #datingandgame #weirdguy #purposeoflife #milliondolargirl #shoppingforfun #Aprilfoolday